Four Letter Words
Did you here about the man who divorced his wife for using four letter words? “Find Work!” 🙂
Little Sister
Little Joey was an only child and enjoyed being the center of attention. So he was quite jealous when a little sister arrived. Some time later, his parents sat him down and said that now that little sister was getting older, the house was too small and they’d have to move. “It’s no use,” said Joey. “She’s crawling […]
Experience
“Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.” – Anon. 🙂
Doorbell
Pastor Jim was driving along one day and saw a little boy trying to reach a doorbell. He stopped the car and got out to help the boy. He pressed the doorbell for him and said, “Now what do we do?” “Now,” the boy said, “we run!” 🙂
Animal Cracker Warning
A mother walks into the kitchen and sees her daughter with the whole box of animal crackers spread on the counter top. Mother: “Why did you pour out the whole box?” Daughter: “The box says, ‘Do not eat if the seal is broken.’ I’m looking for the seal.” 🙂
Good Looking Babies
A couple brought their newborn baby to the pediatrician for its first checkup. The doctor said, “You have a cute baby.” Smiling, the man said, “I’ll bet you say that to all the new parents.” “No,” the doc replied, “just to those whose babies are really good-looking.” “So what do you say to the others?” the […]
The New Job
A regular customer walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight.” The man replies, “I sure am! Yesterday I was hired by the city to go around and collect money from the parking meters!” The bartender congratulates the […]
Cob Webs
If a spider is in a corn field, does it make cob webs? 🙂
Great Humor – Football Style
Every now and then, we all enjoy a good laugh. Some jokes hit us straight-on and make us laugh out loud. Some build on the last and make us chuckle all day. I love humor because it’s good for my health. It makes the old endorphins flow. It improves my attitude. It gives me something […]
Farmers and Fords
I knew a farmer that turned the south 40 into a used car lot. Now every year is a bumper crop. 🙂
