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Sheep Food

What’s a sheep’s favorite kind of food? Bah Bah Que

Titanic Humor

Q: Do ships like the Titanic sink very often? A: No. They only sink once. 🙂  

Brain Transplant

My friend was considering getting a brain transplant. Eventually, he changed his mind. 🙂  

Put Worry in Perspective

“If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.” — E. Joseph Cossman

Homing Pigeon

I’m starting a new business venture. I bought a homing pigeon. I sell him on Craigslist. In a good month, I can sell that bird four times!


Sometimes it’s good to be impartial. But here’s a question to ponder: Can you ever be totally partial? … and what would that look like? 🙂

High Class Bar

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Kiwi, a Canuck, an Eskimo, a Fijian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Spaniard, a Mongolian, a Tibetan, a Pollack, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Indian, an Italian, a Brazilian, a […]

What Does Your Dad Do?

Two young kids were talking one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the regular kind,” replied Tommy. 🙂

Wrong Dry Cleaners?

I may have chosen the wrong dry cleaners. The sign on their window reads . . . “35 years on the same spot.” 🙂


What do you do when you find an endangered animal that eats only endangered animals?   If you win a lawsuit against a parsley farmer, can you garnish his wages?   When you buy styrofoam, what do they pack it in?   🙂