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A grasshopper goes into a bar . . .

Karl W. Palachuk
July 7, 2014

A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops up on a stool.

The bartender is surprised to see a grasshopper and says, “Say, you know we have a drink named after you?”

The grasshopper responds, “You have a drink named Stanley?”
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