Humor

One from Schrag

Karl W. Palachuk
August 27, 2007

David sent me this one.

A team of surgeons works for sixteen hours straight to separate a pair of Siamese twins. The operation is a complete success and they go across the street to a bar to celebrate. The bartender looks up at them and asks “what’ll you halve?”

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